Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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