How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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