Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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