I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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