Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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