Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
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Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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