dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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he referred to my room as the tit cave...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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