Nicole vs. Life
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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