absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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