i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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