She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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