he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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