Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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