.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
