If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
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He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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