O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
