They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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