It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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