i'm signing you up for texting rehab
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
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It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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