It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I didn't notice because vodka
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
There are leaves in my underwear?
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