I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
what day is it and did you see me today?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Randomize
