He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
dude. I can hear the air.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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