she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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