That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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