Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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