she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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