I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Im part way to drunk.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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