yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
cat food counts as protein by the way
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
