I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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