I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
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hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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