u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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