No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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