Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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