This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
