Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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