Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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