Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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