I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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