Do you still have your period?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
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