belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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