please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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