i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
We need a shit load of segways right now
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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