I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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