You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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