I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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