No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
We had sex on a dog bed..
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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