I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
