How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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