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I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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