There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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