No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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