PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Sext me about skeletons
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Randomize
