Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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