i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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