i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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