fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
There's even glitter on my cock...
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